Totally irritating for sleeping dogs!
Grass stains and split ends
And, a non-DR PSA:
Putting your turn signal on does not automatically give you the right of way. The little flashing light does not just magically part traffic for you. Moving the stick on your steering column does not alter the rules of the road in your favor. You actually have to yield...give way...figure out how you fit. And you should probably get up a little earlier. No one needs to be in that much of an agro rush at 630 in morning.
Can you imagine how unbelievably wonderful this world would be if people just learned how to merge?