Wednesday, March 7, 2012

If I Knew Then...No Counting!

I probably would have gotten goldfish instead.

Ok, maybe not fish. They are kinda hard to cuddle with. Although, you can totally teach fish agility now. See? Fish Training! They have hoops. NADAC fish agility.

I probably would not have gotten curious about how much money I have spent on agility. If you have not done agility forensic accounting already, do not. Don’t. Just don’t. Really, you won’t be happy.

It was a car!

A really nice cars’ worth of cash I have spent for the pleasure of getting up really early on weekends, sleeping in hotels with cement beds and questionable people in the parking lot and either freezing my ass off or sweating buckets. And, I have only been trailing for 4 years. And, I don't trial all that much. Some of you old-timers? Probably a house by now. Maybe a Nebraska house and not a Bay Area house, but still, HOUSE!

We have some nerve ever thinking there is something wrong with our dogs.

So they decided to go in the wrong end of a tunnel or skip that yellow bit on a contact. Whoopty-do.

Are they the ones spending the equivalent of the GDP of Samoa to walk around in little circles with 50 other people with stopwatches pointing at nothing?

Perhaps we need the time out?


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  1. A hilarious read -- and soooooo true! Thanks for the giggles!

  2. OOOH nooo that was too funny, but I must stay away from trying to figure out the costs now that you have me thinking about it, hahahahaha

  3. Wow. Congratulations, you have just dissuaded me from trying agility... and I don't even have a dog yet!